This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from this website (the “Site”). We take your privacy seriously—even if we sometimes use a dash of humor to keep things interesting.

PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECT

When you visit the Site, we may collect certain information about your device, including your web browser details, IP address, time zone, and cookies installed on your device.

As you browse the Site, we collect details about the specific web pages or products you view, the websites or search terms that referred you here, and how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected data as “Browsing Information.” This information is gathered using the following technologies:

• Cookies: Small data files placed on your device, often containing an anonymous unique identifier. (For more on cookies and how to disable them, visit All About Cookies.)
• Log Files: These track actions on the Site and collect data such as your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and timestamps.
• Web Beacons, Tags, and Pixels: Electronic files used to record how you navigate and interact with the Site.

When you make or attempt to make a purchase through the Site, we collect additional details such as your name, billing address, shipping address, payment information (including credit card numbers), email address, and phone number. We call this data “Purchase Information.”

For this Privacy Policy, “Your Personal Information” includes both Browsing Information and Purchase Information.

HOW DO WE USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?

We use your Purchase Information primarily to:

• Fulfill orders (processing payments, arranging shipping, and sending invoices or order confirmations).
• Communicate with you.
• Screen orders for potential risk or fraud.
• Provide you with information or advertising (in line with your preferences).

Your Browsing Information helps us:

• Detect and prevent potential fraud (e.g., using your IP address).
• Analyze and improve the Site’s performance, including assessing our marketing and advertising campaigns.

SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION

We may share Your Personal Information with trusted third parties who help us operate the Site and provide our services. For example, we use Google Analytics to understand how our customers use the Site—you can learn about how Google handles your data and opt out through their privacy policies.

We also share Your Personal Information when required by law, to respond to lawful requests (such as subpoenas or search warrants), or to protect our rights.

MOBILE INFORMATION AND SMS OPT-IN DATA

And here’s the deal for our mobile users:

Your mobile information will not be sold or shared with third parties for promotional or marketing purposes. All SMS opt-in data or consent provided is excluded from any such sharing.

We will not share your SMS campaign opt-in with any third party for purposes unrelated to providing the messaging service. In those rare cases where sharing is necessary, we may share your SMS opt-in or consent status only with trusted third-party service providers—such as platform providers, phone companies, or other vendors—strictly to facilitate the delivery of your text messages. In short, your SMS consent is safe with us and our vetted partners.

BEHAVIORAL ADVERTISING

We use Your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we think you might enjoy. For more details on how this works, visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s educational page.

You can opt out of targeted advertising on various platforms:

• Facebook: Ad Settings
• Google: Ad Settings
• Bing: Personalized Ads

Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services via the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal.

DO NOT TRACK

Please note that we do not change our data collection or use practices in response to a “Do Not Track” signal from your browser.

YOUR RIGHTS

If you are a European resident, you have the right to access, correct, update, or delete the personal information we hold about you. To exercise these rights, please contact us using the information provided below.

Also, note that we process your data to fulfill contracts (such as orders placed on the Site) or pursue legitimate business interests. Your data may also be transferred outside Europe (including to Canada and the United States).

DATA RETENTION

We keep your Purchase Information for our records as long as necessary, unless you request that it be deleted.

CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY POLICY

We may update this Privacy Policy periodically to reflect changes in our practices or for legal, operational, or regulatory reasons. We encourage you to review it periodically to stay informed.

MINORS

The Site is not intended for individuals under the age of 18.

CONTACT US

If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy practices, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by email at the address provided on the Site.